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HypnoBishoujoLand: Generic Crossover #546

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Jake had been called into the lab by Mato to show off a new invention of his. He didn't really care but a bribe of a decent amount of money got him down the watch the unveiling. "Where are the girls?" he asked, finding it odd that Mato hadn't forced the whole household down here as he usually would.

"Oh, that isn't important right now," the old man replied, waving the issue off.

Jake, however, was unconvinced. He suspected some or all of the girls were involved in some experiment, willing or otherwise. "Whatever, let's just get this over with."

"Very good. You see, I have always had an avid interest in your world, my boy. As you may have guessed from my initial questions upon bringing you here."

"Don't remind me," Jake muttered as he recalled the old man's barrage of questions about the World Wars being the reason he'd brought him here in the first place.

"Aside from your world's history, I have also taken an interest in your literature. As such, I have created this: The Mato Story Liver 3000!" he said, motioning to yet another virtual reality chair.

"Okay, 1. Great name, old man."

"Thank you, my boy."

Jake sighed as his sarcasm was lost on the old man. "2. Pretty sure Liver can't be used in that context. 3. What the hell is the 3000 about?"

"Any word can be used in any way with SCIENCE!"

"Science and English are two different things..."

"And the 3000 is there to show those of lower intelligence that it is an impressive device in the simplest terms possible aside from adding 'Super Impressive' as a prefix."

"Didn't know your sense of humour could be so dry, old man. But why did you not look at me until you said that?"

"Details, details. Anyway, you should try it out. It's designed to create a holographic simulation based on stories from your world and allow you to live them in the role of one of the characters."

"That... actually sounds kinda cool."

"Indeed. Now, I already have a simulation already underway based on a classic in your world so you can jump right in any time."

"Alright, I guess it couldn't hurt," Jake shrugged and took his seat. The helmet lowered and Jake was in.


* * *


Jake found himself in a jungle environment at night. It was eerily quiet as he walked through the brush for a few minutes before he could hear what sounded like quiet singing. As he got closer, he could make out the words and recognised the song. Fearing the worst, he rushed forward and looked up. As he suspected, up in the tree above him was a legend of hypnosis fanfics and fanart from back home. The character responsible for many hypnofetishists discovering their passion: Kaa the python.

But he wasn't alone; Katia was wrapped up in his coils and Yuta was sleepwalking up his long body, which had formed a staircase for her. Both were in their underwear and both bore the swirling rings of colour that Kaa was famous for.

"Oh, yeah, no, that's not overdone at all, course not," Jake muttered dryly.

"Is something wrong, my boy?" Mato asked.

"First off, why are those two here?" Jake asked, rubbing the bridge of his nose.

"When I mentioned the simulation of a story from your homeland, they both jumped at the chance to learn more about you and ventured inside," Mato replied.

"As sweet as that is, I have to ask why, pray tell, did you choose the Jungle Book?"

"Well, it was a very popular story based on the number of stories I've skimmed through involving it," the old man replied.

"And your so-called 'genius' mind didn't take note of just how many stories Kaa showed up in? Or how many stories straight up stole lines and moments from it?"

"Really? I didn't notice. Is it really that big an issue for you?"

Jake sighed. "You have no idea how often I'd read stories or see pictures that have Kaa or a near identical snake or, hell, even a naga with the same powers and same methods, just over... and over... and over again. I mean, pocket watches exist, right? Hypnotic voices, technology and simple vocal inductions too. Why always the colourful ringed eyes?"

"Hmm, I can see how that could be an issue."

"You have no idea. And the lack of originality with what happens within those stories only makes it worse. Most of these writers just take moments from the film like the staircase and the song and redo them word-for-word. But that's not even the worst part."

"Oh? Even my genius can't imagine how it could get much worse than repetition and blatant plagiarism."

"You get some people who think it makes sense for a snake to want to see a human girl in her underwear. And some of them turn it into straight up porn! I mean, my God!"

"Jake... I had no idea... Had I know, I'd have chosen something more... unused..."

Jake sighed and shook his head. "I appreciate the though, Prof. I really do, but when 75% of the content is the same crap, 'Kaa meets Sakura' or 'Kaa meets Rukia' with the same scenes, same plot and same damn dialogue, it just kills any joy I can get from the experience. The entire hypnofetish community was in a huge slump and almost all that got produced was this... crap."

"Perhaps we should move on to a different simulation then..."

"That sounds good. But one thing first." Jake took up a large stick and bashed the snake over the head, releasing the two hypnotized girls from both his grip and his hypnotic thrall. He then pummelled the creature until it was a fine paste. "Aaahh, I needed that. Girls, we're leaving," Jake said and the three returned to the real world.

Jake was quick to approach the computer console and wipe Kaa from the database entirely to prevent that unoriginal garbage from ever infecting his current world, while Yuta and Katia looked on, puzzled.
Jake tries out the professor's new invention to relive a classic work of fiction. But it sucks.


I decided to write this short both to help with my writer's block and out of sheer agitation at reading a fairly well-written story, only for it to devolve into utter tripe with the addition of Kaa. Seriously, people? Can we not just get over Kaa already? He's boring and overdone. Like Naruto and Pokemon fanfics. Stop it. Stop it. No. Bad hypno community. Bad.

I admit it may be a bit heavy-handed. Not as much as the original where Jake flips out over it but still.
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XDDDDD This is hilarious.